might spend a couple weeks in the US soon! can’t wait to try those apple bees i’ve heard so much about

what the fuck
College Professor who knows their stuff and is well versed and up to date on their material: Hello today we’ll be talking abo-
White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]